When "The Professeur" do the talk

If Arsène Wenger could change just one of football's laws, he would scrap throw-ins and replace them with kick-ins.

The Arsenal manager believes that some teams can gain an unfair advantage when the ball goes out of play because certain players are able to gain much greater distance on their throw-ins than others.

"For example at Stoke, for Rory Delap it is like kicking the ball," said the Frenchman.

"It is a little bit of an unfair advantage. He is using a strength that is usually not a strength in football.

"So [the rule I would change would be] maybe to play throw-ins by foot. Why not? I think it would make the game quicker."

And Wenger believes there is no reason why the change couldn't work. After all, it wouldn't be the most radical modification to the game's laws.

"Football is the most popular team game in the world and one day some crazy guy said 'we don't use the hands'," explained the manager.

"How could you have imagined on that day a game that is completely natural to play with your hands would become the most popular sport?"

source:Arsenal.com

Glorious Epic!

i've watched this masterpiece like more than 10 times but still, i can't stop laffing!

Silence! I keeeel you!

Just watched.

A stoner and his dealer, both fool! It was Supreme and Smokin' Weed!


I've watched this movie too. Everyone is a potential enemy and every object could be a deadly bomb!

NEW MOON = OVERRATED

AKEM AIMAN LIKE THIS!

EPIC!

maybe this is resulted because of too many girls out there selling big their self.

From Hero to Zero. From Rich to Perish.

It looks like Microsoft has lost its appeal against a $290 million judgment upheld by a small Toronto-based company i4i Inc over willful infringement.

The Canadian company holds patents relating to XML files. After the initial patent suit, Microsoft was temporarily banned from selling any Word products in the US “that have the capability of opening a .XML, .DOCX or .DOCM file containing custom XML”.

The temporary ban has been uplifted followed by a permanent ban on all sales of infringing copies of Word as of 11 January 2010 in US.

Microsoft in response said that they have been preparing for this possibility since they were issued this injunction in August 2009. Copies of Microsoft Word 2007 and Office 2007 will have the banned feature removed. Additionally, the beta versions of Microsoft Word 2010 and Office 2010 which are available now for downloading, does not contain the technology covered by the injunction.

Welcome to the END of 2009

As the year of 2009 comes to an end and 2010 drops near, here, in this post is the AWARDs.

The poll is done, the voters are in and we have the winners list.

Ladies and gentlemen, please, have this!

YES OR NO

THE "MUST WATCH MOVIE" AWARD

Story about love, not a love story, yada3! PENIS!

YES

THE "SCRATCH THAT RECORD" AWARD

We adore songs but listening to them over and over again seven days a week, 365 days a year is enough to drive anyone up the wall. This year’s most overplayed song voted by you is Lady Gaga’s ‘Poker Face’.

NO

THE "HOT MAAAMA" AWARD

Jessica Alba. Enough said. Clap clap!

YES

THE "WASTED TWO HOURS OF MY LIFE" AWARD

Checking your watch and yawning in the cinema? Sure say something about that movie, huh? I know Megan is hot, but not Jennifer.

NO

THE "OH NO, YOU DIDN'T" AWARD

The world stopped spinning for a moment and all six billion of us were left shell-shocked when Adam Lambert kissed a guy during his very controversial performance. Seriously Lambert, try to wait until after the show to do that please!

NO

THE "RED-HOT MERGER" AWARD

Are they dating? Are they NOT DATING? No one knows and the mystery is definitely frustrating. People votes for this. Even Beyonce and Jay-Z has no match.

NO

THE " OWH HOT DYEM" AWARD

Agreed! that no woman, even the super hot Angie, should compete for this award to save themselves from potential embarassment.

YES

THE "FOOT IN MOUTH" AWARD

Evacuate the stage, give your way to Mr. Kanye West! yo ma man!

YES

THE "TABLOID TRAUMA" AWARD

Who would have thought the talented golfer would have such a dark side and still manage to get away with everything until now, shocking indeed. 10 mistresses! No kidding!

YES

JOBS DONE.

You want jokes? Get some!

EVERYONE NEEDS THE INTERNET

VOWING WEDDING FAVORS

24/7. SECOND LIFE?

THE WHOLE INTERNET TRUTH

AN INNOCENT PAYPAL SCAM

WHERE IS THE SECRET OF LIFE

Jelfin Mouse

Looks can be deceiving and there’s no doubt the rounded mouse you see above looks very awkward to use, but behold, this gel-covered mouse is actually very ergonomics friendly. Shaped perfectly to the curvature of your hands, the Jelfin Mouse provides a more natural feel that is comfortable to hold and use, not to mention the gel-covered design that provides a cushiony surface. We can’t confirl whether the mouse is really comfortable or not, but we’re definitely liking the unique design. Bout the price, the Jelfin Mouse is available in the US for approximately RM120.

Token of Appreciation

For : Harimau Malaya

From : Akem Aiman

They were not even listed as medal-contenders in the first place, yet our national men’s football team the Harimau Malaya went on and fought against all odds to deliver the country’s first ever SEA Games men’s football gold medal in 20 years. It gave something for us Malaysians to celebrate, for me to celebrate, as it has been far too long since something this exciting happened to our football scene. I can't even remember when is the last time. LOL!

So, All the way Malaysia. Malaysia Boleh!

Short Jokes for Quick Laugh

1. Do Anything

One day husband came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went for golfing.

2. Idiot

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

3. Sense of Humor

Wife: What do you like most, my beauty or brain?
Husband: Your sense of humor.

4. The Real Thief

Boy: Mom, today my friend is coming home. Pls remove all the toys.
Mom: Your friend is a thief??
Boy: No, he will identify his toys.

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes comes into the big screen on Christmas Eve 2009. Watch as Holmes and Watson solve mysteries that endanger the nation. If you’re a fan of movie with plots, storylines and wit this is definitely a movie you do not want to miss!

ISU MINYAK DI MALAYSIA.

BILA MINYAK NAIK HARGA.





KESAN BILA MINYAK NAIK HARGA.

Nampak tak?

Guru tadika : Anak-anak, nampak tak pen ini?
Murid-murid : Nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : Pen ada kan ?
Murid-murid : Ada cikgu.

Kemudian guru tadika tadi memasukkan pen itu
ke dalam poket dia dan kemudian bertanya lagi..

Guru tadika : Anak-anak,nampak tak pen?
Murid-murid : tak nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : pen ada tak?
Murid-murid : tak ada cikgu.
Guru tadika : Anak-anak nampak Tuhan tak?
Murid-murid : tak nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : Tuhan ada tak?
Murid-murid : tak ada cikgu.

Guru tadika itu sangat gembira kerana tujuannya untuk mempengaruhi kanak-kanak itu berjaya. Tetapi.. dalam kumpulan kanak-kanak itu ada seorang budak yang pintar yang bernama Amin lalu dia pun mengangkat tangan...

Amin : Cikgu, boleh saya cakap sesuatu?
Guru tadika : Boleh,mari ke depan.
Amin : Kawan-kawan nampak cikgu tak?
Murid-murid : nampak.
Amin : cikgu ada kan ?
Murid-murid : ada.
Amin : Kawan-kawan nampak otak cikgu tak?
Murid-murid : tak nampak.
Amin : cikgu ada otak tak?
Murid-murid : tak ada.

Padan muka cikgu.

*laff, laff, laff*

Malaysia No.1 Broadband

Afterlife,when angel ask,how do you spend your life?
Malaysian: 1/4 of it waiting for internet to load.

Then angel ask,your are malaysian?
Malaysian: yes.

angel will say,we will comeback to you later,we are judging the streamyx management and their staff.




STREAMYX BY TMNET.
THIS PICTURE TELLS EVERYTHING.

BYE.

Who was Arsenal's player of the decade?

Will it be...

1. Tony Adams











2. Dennis Bergkamp











3. Robert Pires











4.Patrick Vieira












5. Thierry Henry











6. Robin Van Persie











7. David Seaman








8. Ray Parlour











9. Cesc Fabregas









10. Andrey Arshavin
















As for me, i'll go for Thierry Henry aka Mr.Arsenal. =)

How bout you?

Arshavin Awesome! Goal!

'You don't deserve to wear Arsenal shirt if u're playing like that' words by Wenger during first half break.

and then,

You don't see TORRES,
You don't see GERRARD,
You don't see KUYT,

You only see ANDREY ARSHAVIN FANTABULOUS GOAL.
even if there is 3 Pepe Reina, no chance to touch the ball.

in Wenger we trust.

ARSENAL 2 - 1 LIVERPOOL.
end.

Lung bursting action! Bang Bang!

LIVERPOOL V ARSENAL

On April 21, Andrey Arshavin's awesome foursome finally killed off any lingering ambitions the Anfield club retained in the Premier League in 2008/09.

And for today, Arsenal will make a sure that there is no longer a spot for Liverpool to be at top 4.

If Arsenal's trip to Liverpool is anything like last season's it will be a see-sawing goal-fest full of heart-breaking moments.
The question is ‘will it matter in the title race?'

I don't know why it should be a two-horse race. Man United are two points behind Chelsea but we have a game in hand. That means if we win our game in hand then we are three points behind Man United. How can you say then with 25 games to go it's a two-horse race?

Let see what do we have here.

Andrey Arshavin! Please do something fantastic tonight~

Theo Walcott! Wonder boy will be in action!


No more talking, let just wait and see the result. =)

My Absolute Romance. Yeah!

THIS. IS. IT.

they don't die in the Black Parade babeyh!

Here we go. again!

For their fourth album, the MCR, could’ve made themselves a cred record to show how “punk” they are, or a fantastico, safe record that would make Nickelback jealous. Instead, the band decided to kick everyone’s ass-including their own. I just can't wait!

Gerard Way and Ray Toro.

Frank Lero. Yo ma man!


Owh, btw, catch MCR on the latest Alternative Press. Got posters there. I'll go get mine too.



Hell yeah~

Give me Novacaine.

pig pig. shit shit. damn damn. curse curse. rumba rumba.

Yesterday, 10/12/2009, is not just another thursday.
semalam moment of truth utk student uitm dan jugak, Aku.
damn, kenapalah result aku cam sampah wey. come on la! knape la x skor?!
dah sem 4. 1 more year je lagi. ngok! *curse*
sedey, tapi ok la, aku syukur. ramai lagi yg senasib n lebeh teruk.

u cant expect more if u actually giv less aite?
ohh ohh, aku ingin terbang~ aku ingin belok ke langit~

emosi kurang stabil plus kwn2 tiada disisi.
kami perlu melakukan sesuatu yang drastik n tak realistik. haha!

so, sempana hari baru, aku ingin dendangkan 1 lagu.
(erk?! perlu ke?)

Gimme Novacaine-Greenday

Take away the sensation inside
Bitter sweet migraine in my head
Its like a throbbing tooth ache of the mind
I can't take this feeling anymore

Drain the pressure from the swelling,
The sensations overwhelming,
Give me a long kiss goodnight and everything will be alright
Tell me that I won't feel a thing
So give me Novacaine

Out of body and out of mind
Kiss the demons out of my dreams
I get the funny feeling, that's alright
Jimmy says it's better than here,
I'll tell you why

Drain the pressure from the swelling,
The sensations overwhelming,
Give me a long kiss goodnight and everything will be alright,
Tell me that I won't feel a thing,
So give me Novacaine

Oh Novacaine

Drain the pressure from the swelling,
The sensations overwhelming
Give me a long kiss goodnight and everything will be alright,
Tell me Jimmy I won't feel a thing,
So give me Novacaine



Bye. later~

at last i UP!

up up n away~ waa, this movie really do.
it, was, fantastic!
for a very first time, there is an animation work by PIXAR makes me go UP!
the story line was fantastic, characters was cool and there is a lot of subtle jokes.
and, i cried.


the 3 stupid silly funny character.
we got kevin(lol, that bird named kevin) dug the dog(this dog really good) and that scouting boy named Russell. he's rox!



owh, let me be in that house. merepek tapi cool.

rating: 4.5/5

TWO THUMBS UP FOR UP!

Will this never end?

POLITICIAN ARE THE SAME
"they promise to build a bridge even where there is no river"

Silly Jokes. =)

1. Arab Man
An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.* *
'Your name pls'?
'Abdul Aziz '
'Sex? '
'Six times a week!! '
'No, no, I mean male or female! '
'Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !'




2. Virgin
Old lady, 100, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone
to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: ' RETURNED UNOPENED.


*laff, laff, laff*

Here we go!

ARSENAL 2 - 0 STOKE CITY
" 8 points behind CHELSEA with 1 game in hand"



Achabin, Achabin!
tarbaek!

Alice Team!

Ashley Greene aka Alice Cullen

GTH Bella.

Winning your love back.

What happens when you break up with someone and then decide that you made a mistake?

How do you go about getting your ex back before it is too late and you're reduced to a mere a blip in the back of his mind. What do you do if your efforts are unrequited?

As the sayings go~

As the sayings go,
"the skies the limit" and "there are many fish in the sea".

But, there are just some 'fish' that are going to cause you a real tummy ache if you eat them - so much more pain than pleasure.

The sinful delights of revenge

We all have fantasies about getting even with people that have betrayed us, hurt us or who have let us down in some way.
They say revenge is best served cold, but would you actually go through with it?

Come on, the best way is to LISTEN and THINK!