Short Jokes for Quick Laugh

1. Do Anything

One day husband came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went for golfing.

2. Idiot

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

3. Sense of Humor

Wife: What do you like most, my beauty or brain?
Husband: Your sense of humor.

4. The Real Thief

Boy: Mom, today my friend is coming home. Pls remove all the toys.
Mom: Your friend is a thief??
Boy: No, he will identify his toys.