Hello?

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the next stall saying:

"Hi, how r u?"

Now, I'm not the type to get into a restroom conversation, so I don't know what made me answer, but I did, somewhat embarrassed, saying:

"Doing just fine."

And the other person says:

"What are you up to?"

What the heck kind of question is that? At this point, I'm thinking this is just too bizarre! But I say:

"Uhhhh, just taking care of business."

Now, I'm just trying to get out of there as fast as I can, when I hear another question:

"Can I come over?"

Wow, this is getting way too weird for me! To politely end the conversation, I say:

"No, I'm a little busy right now!"

Then I hear the person nervously say:

"Listen, I'll have to call u back. There's some idiot in the next stall who keeps answering to all my questions!"

HAHA. LOL.