Teacher VS Student

1. America
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

2. Tables
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

3. Crocodile
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

4. H2O
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

5. Time Machine
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

6. Why?
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

7. Prayers
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

8. A Composition
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

9. A Teacher
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher



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