Are You?

If you can’t solve, do not complicate
If you can’t contribute, do not participate
If you can’t soothe, do not irritate
If you can’t compliment, do not berate
If you can’t give, do not take
and
if you can’t love, do not hate.

Owh, 1 more,
if you don't deserve, don't have it.

Tagline for my Birthday!

GO AHEAD!

Looking for Mr.Adorkable? This is my CV.

Hye. Looking for Mr.Adorkable?
This is Akem Aiman.
Talk About me.

I'm a fake intellectual. I'm not that well read.

I think modern heartthrobs need fewer muscles and more comic books.
Maybe the sarcasm reads a little bit as intellect, even, it is not.

I do something nerdy, sarcastic, instead of it just impressing friends' moms.
My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically. I just say 'Yeah, Cool!' even, it is not.

My nerdiness was unapologetics slow and so self-assured, but world let me have a hot girlfriend. Once. Past tense.

I describing my character as 'an Akem Aiman type'.
Proud of myself.
Does something that creepy while still seeming like a really nice guy.
Still, the sarcastic but decent one.

I can be really sweet, but theres some anger there.

Talking about nerdiness. It didnt hold me because, even nerdiness isn't so nerdy anymore.
Comic books aren't nerdy.
You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.

The nerd now is the dumb ass.

I'm not going to rob banks and smoke crack to prove how cool I am.
I just going to smoke cigar, write and enjoying soft porn and to do something that I like. Something that make me laff.

I'm baby steps.

I wouldn't date someone who would not turn into a psycho.
Because, I'm psycho.

Move over Tinker Bell!
If you stay with the same old thing over and over, you don't get anywhere.

I go out and buy myself something nice.

Akem Aiman is the funniest guy, you still want to see get the girl.

I'm G.O.A.T.
'GREATEST OF ALL TIME'.

I'm the next Johnnie Walker Blue Label.
'The one, in millions. The RAREST.'

Jobs done.Thanks.