MORALE: we need to ADAPT! i've learned this before.
10.17.2009
An Italian Boy's Confession
'Bless me Father‚ for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks‚ 'Is that you‚ little Joey Pagano ?'
'Yes‚ Father‚ it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you‚ Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.
"Well‚ Joey‚ I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry‚ but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo‚ then?'
'Please‚ Father‚ I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped‚ and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew‚ and his friend Franco slides over and whispers‚ 'What'd you get?'
'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
*laff, laff, laff*
I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks‚ 'Is that you‚ little Joey Pagano ?'
'Yes‚ Father‚ it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you‚ Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.
"Well‚ Joey‚ I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry‚ but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo‚ then?'
'Please‚ Father‚ I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped‚ and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew‚ and his friend Franco slides over and whispers‚ 'What'd you get?'
'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
*laff, laff, laff*
10.10.2009
10.08.2009
Speak to me!
Go ahead as u waste ur day wit thinking
when u fall is everyone sin
i know ur hands shaking cold
these hand are meant to hold.
So a day when u have lost urself completely
all the pain held in your
Your hands are mine to hold.
when u fall is everyone sin
i know ur hands shaking cold
these hand are meant to hold.
So a day when u have lost urself completely
all the pain held in your
Your hands are mine to hold.
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