If you can’t solve, do not complicate
If you can’t contribute, do not participate
If you can’t soothe, do not irritate
If you can’t compliment, do not berate
If you can’t give, do not take
and
if you can’t love, do not hate.
Owh, 1 more,
if you don't deserve, don't have it.
11.29.2009
11.26.2009
11.24.2009
Looking for Mr.Adorkable? This is my CV.
Hye. Looking for Mr.Adorkable?
This is Akem Aiman.
Talk About me.
I'm a fake intellectual. I'm not that well read.
I think modern heartthrobs need fewer muscles and more comic books.
Maybe the sarcasm reads a little bit as intellect, even, it is not.
I do something nerdy, sarcastic, instead of it just impressing friends' moms.
My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically. I just say 'Yeah, Cool!' even, it is not.
My nerdiness was unapologetics slow and so self-assured, but world let me have a hot girlfriend. Once. Past tense.
I describing my character as 'an Akem Aiman type'.
Proud of myself.
Does something that creepy while still seeming like a really nice guy.
Still, the sarcastic but decent one.
I can be really sweet, but theres some anger there.
Talking about nerdiness. It didnt hold me because, even nerdiness isn't so nerdy anymore.
Comic books aren't nerdy.
You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.
The nerd now is the dumb ass.
I'm not going to rob banks and smoke crack to prove how cool I am.
I just going to smoke cigar, write and enjoying soft porn and to do something that I like. Something that make me laff.
I'm baby steps.
I wouldn't date someone who would not turn into a psycho.
Because, I'm psycho.
Move over Tinker Bell!
If you stay with the same old thing over and over, you don't get anywhere.
I go out and buy myself something nice.
Akem Aiman is the funniest guy, you still want to see get the girl.
I'm G.O.A.T.
'GREATEST OF ALL TIME'.
I'm the next Johnnie Walker Blue Label.
'The one, in millions. The RAREST.'
Jobs done.Thanks.
This is Akem Aiman.
Talk About me.
I'm a fake intellectual. I'm not that well read.
I think modern heartthrobs need fewer muscles and more comic books.
Maybe the sarcasm reads a little bit as intellect, even, it is not.
I do something nerdy, sarcastic, instead of it just impressing friends' moms.
My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically. I just say 'Yeah, Cool!' even, it is not.
My nerdiness was unapologetics slow and so self-assured, but world let me have a hot girlfriend. Once. Past tense.
I describing my character as 'an Akem Aiman type'.
Proud of myself.
Does something that creepy while still seeming like a really nice guy.
Still, the sarcastic but decent one.
I can be really sweet, but theres some anger there.
Talking about nerdiness. It didnt hold me because, even nerdiness isn't so nerdy anymore.
Comic books aren't nerdy.
You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.
The nerd now is the dumb ass.
I'm not going to rob banks and smoke crack to prove how cool I am.
I just going to smoke cigar, write and enjoying soft porn and to do something that I like. Something that make me laff.
I'm baby steps.
I wouldn't date someone who would not turn into a psycho.
Because, I'm psycho.
Move over Tinker Bell!
If you stay with the same old thing over and over, you don't get anywhere.
I go out and buy myself something nice.
Akem Aiman is the funniest guy, you still want to see get the girl.
I'm G.O.A.T.
'GREATEST OF ALL TIME'.
I'm the next Johnnie Walker Blue Label.
'The one, in millions. The RAREST.'
Jobs done.Thanks.
10.17.2009
An Italian Boy's Confession
'Bless me Father‚ for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks‚ 'Is that you‚ little Joey Pagano ?'
'Yes‚ Father‚ it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you‚ Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.
"Well‚ Joey‚ I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry‚ but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo‚ then?'
'Please‚ Father‚ I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped‚ and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew‚ and his friend Franco slides over and whispers‚ 'What'd you get?'
'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
*laff, laff, laff*
I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks‚ 'Is that you‚ little Joey Pagano ?'
'Yes‚ Father‚ it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you‚ Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.
"Well‚ Joey‚ I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry‚ but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo‚ then?'
'Please‚ Father‚ I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped‚ and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew‚ and his friend Franco slides over and whispers‚ 'What'd you get?'
'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
*laff, laff, laff*
10.10.2009
10.08.2009
Speak to me!
Go ahead as u waste ur day wit thinking
when u fall is everyone sin
i know ur hands shaking cold
these hand are meant to hold.
So a day when u have lost urself completely
all the pain held in your
Your hands are mine to hold.
when u fall is everyone sin
i know ur hands shaking cold
these hand are meant to hold.
So a day when u have lost urself completely
all the pain held in your
Your hands are mine to hold.
9.25.2009
if i could've, i would've.
I never thought that i was so blind
i can finally see the truth
it's me for you
but can you hear me say?
don't throw me away.
9.05.2009
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MCCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because it recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing the road together, in peace.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .......... reboot.
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE:
Chicken shall not shit while crossing the road. This is for a green environment..
LEE KUAN YEW:
We have installed crossing lights at all traffic junctions. All chickens should follow instructions while crossing the road.
SAMY VELLU:
Gantry points have been set up. All chickens wanting to cross the road are advised to top up their cash cards first.
NAJIB RAZAK:
What chickens? I don't know any chickens... especially those from Mongolia..
ABDULLAH BADAWI:
We have to be fair to all chickens. Some want to cross over the road, some do not. ........ Zzzzzz .......zzzzzz ....... Now what were we talking about? Ah yes, chickens. We will form a Royal Commission to decide whether it is right for them to cross the road.
MAHATHIR:
Now even non-bumi chickens want to cross the road! How can they disrespect and disregard apa nama bumi chickens? We must be allowed to cross over first. It is our special privilege and no one can challenge that!
ANWAR:
We have enough chickens waiting to cross over in September.
SHAHRIR:
All foreign chickens are welcome in Malaysia but they must not cross over the road within 50km of the border.
AKEM AIMAN:
I dunno lol! even damn chicken have their rights n is dat suppose to be a question? why dun u ask for my digits?
*laff,laff,laff* ^^
9.04.2009
Im rich, marry me!
"I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with RM***k annual salary or above."
Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like this.
Please allow me to analyse your situation as a 'professional investor'.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision for me to marry you.
Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money".
U provides beauty, and I pays for it, fair and square.
However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason.
The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset.
It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation.If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted.
It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".
Anyone with over RM***k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you.
I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy.
And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with RM***k annual income.
This has better chance than finding a rich fool!
INI REALITI!
'ADA WANG ADALAH AMOI'
*laff,laff,laff* ^^
Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like this.
Please allow me to analyse your situation as a 'professional investor'.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision for me to marry you.
Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money".
U provides beauty, and I pays for it, fair and square.
However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason.
The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset.
It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation.If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted.
It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".
Anyone with over RM***k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you.
I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy.
And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with RM***k annual income.
This has better chance than finding a rich fool!
INI REALITI!
'ADA WANG ADALAH AMOI'
*laff,laff,laff* ^^
Old and older!
how old are you?
wtf! do i look old to you?
if u can do it twice a day, i'll make it double!
HAHA.
hey,
for men, old is gold.
for women, old is 'abis la u, u dah x laku'.
HAHA.
wtf! do i look old to you?
if u can do it twice a day, i'll make it double!
HAHA.
hey,
for men, old is gold.
for women, old is 'abis la u, u dah x laku'.
HAHA.
9.03.2009
Talented and Gifted.
Some people cant actually bezakan antara 'talented' with 'gifted'
ramai org kat sekelilig aku ni yg talented tapi bukan sume org gifted.
kalau nk kire, gifted ni darjat dier lagi tinggi la.
senang kata, kaum yg rare.
why huh?
kite boleh jadi talented evendoo kite x de bakat or mmg sampah in any field tapi as long as kite ade minat aka passion, ter,try,try, sume boley jadi.
org yg ade minat ni mmg cool. dier jenis brani mati punye org. 'suma bende buliy jadi maa'. keep on tryin walaupun dier tau dier mmg x hebat, lame-lame jadi gak pro.
but no offence, ade gak org yg buat sesuatu sebab org lain buat and want to belong to dat group. sanggup berabis bai! buat itu, buat ini. org ade itu, dier nak gak, org ade ini, dier nak lebih lagi. tapi. x kemana gak.
org camni kite boley panggil kebal and bebal. lol!
we can be talented if we keep on trying, tapi kena ade guide from others. itu sangat penting. kalo u malu, u x dapat jack.
now bagi org yg 'rare'. kaum2 yg gifted.
have to say mereka-mereka ini ade karisma in wut they r duin. maybe diorang x tau pun yg diorang ade all dis stuff. org lain yg prasaan. cool dowh! pretend to be noob tapi sebenarnya godlike. ramai member aku yg aku tengok diorang mmg gifted. dont have to do much to get that much. aku cukup adore mereka2 ini. style dowh! kite sparuh mati buat itu dan ini, diorang cool je. believe me, kite sume gifted but in our own field.
duh!dont get me wrong.
repekan ini hanyalah untuk membuka mata agar kite tahu our own capacity.
less is more. bersyukur la dengan ape yg korang ade and takyah berlagak best kalo ape yg korang dpat x de la ape sgt, ciput je. mereka2 yg senyap n berlagak bodoh x semestinya x best.
ade yg ade bakat tapi x de ruang n peluang. kan?
am i rite?
*laff,laff,laff* ^^
ramai org kat sekelilig aku ni yg talented tapi bukan sume org gifted.
kalau nk kire, gifted ni darjat dier lagi tinggi la.
senang kata, kaum yg rare.
why huh?
kite boleh jadi talented evendoo kite x de bakat or mmg sampah in any field tapi as long as kite ade minat aka passion, ter,try,try, sume boley jadi.
org yg ade minat ni mmg cool. dier jenis brani mati punye org. 'suma bende buliy jadi maa'. keep on tryin walaupun dier tau dier mmg x hebat, lame-lame jadi gak pro.
but no offence, ade gak org yg buat sesuatu sebab org lain buat and want to belong to dat group. sanggup berabis bai! buat itu, buat ini. org ade itu, dier nak gak, org ade ini, dier nak lebih lagi. tapi. x kemana gak.
org camni kite boley panggil kebal and bebal. lol!
we can be talented if we keep on trying, tapi kena ade guide from others. itu sangat penting. kalo u malu, u x dapat jack.
now bagi org yg 'rare'. kaum2 yg gifted.
have to say mereka-mereka ini ade karisma in wut they r duin. maybe diorang x tau pun yg diorang ade all dis stuff. org lain yg prasaan. cool dowh! pretend to be noob tapi sebenarnya godlike. ramai member aku yg aku tengok diorang mmg gifted. dont have to do much to get that much. aku cukup adore mereka2 ini. style dowh! kite sparuh mati buat itu dan ini, diorang cool je. believe me, kite sume gifted but in our own field.
duh!dont get me wrong.
repekan ini hanyalah untuk membuka mata agar kite tahu our own capacity.
less is more. bersyukur la dengan ape yg korang ade and takyah berlagak best kalo ape yg korang dpat x de la ape sgt, ciput je. mereka2 yg senyap n berlagak bodoh x semestinya x best.
ade yg ade bakat tapi x de ruang n peluang. kan?
am i rite?
*laff,laff,laff* ^^
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