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EVERYONE NEEDS THE INTERNET

VOWING WEDDING FAVORS

24/7. SECOND LIFE?

THE WHOLE INTERNET TRUTH

AN INNOCENT PAYPAL SCAM

WHERE IS THE SECRET OF LIFE

Jelfin Mouse

Looks can be deceiving and there’s no doubt the rounded mouse you see above looks very awkward to use, but behold, this gel-covered mouse is actually very ergonomics friendly. Shaped perfectly to the curvature of your hands, the Jelfin Mouse provides a more natural feel that is comfortable to hold and use, not to mention the gel-covered design that provides a cushiony surface. We can’t confirl whether the mouse is really comfortable or not, but we’re definitely liking the unique design. Bout the price, the Jelfin Mouse is available in the US for approximately RM120.

Token of Appreciation

For : Harimau Malaya

From : Akem Aiman

They were not even listed as medal-contenders in the first place, yet our national men’s football team the Harimau Malaya went on and fought against all odds to deliver the country’s first ever SEA Games men’s football gold medal in 20 years. It gave something for us Malaysians to celebrate, for me to celebrate, as it has been far too long since something this exciting happened to our football scene. I can't even remember when is the last time. LOL!

So, All the way Malaysia. Malaysia Boleh!

Short Jokes for Quick Laugh

1. Do Anything

One day husband came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went for golfing.

2. Idiot

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

3. Sense of Humor

Wife: What do you like most, my beauty or brain?
Husband: Your sense of humor.

4. The Real Thief

Boy: Mom, today my friend is coming home. Pls remove all the toys.
Mom: Your friend is a thief??
Boy: No, he will identify his toys.

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes comes into the big screen on Christmas Eve 2009. Watch as Holmes and Watson solve mysteries that endanger the nation. If you’re a fan of movie with plots, storylines and wit this is definitely a movie you do not want to miss!

ISU MINYAK DI MALAYSIA.

BILA MINYAK NAIK HARGA.





KESAN BILA MINYAK NAIK HARGA.

Nampak tak?

Guru tadika : Anak-anak, nampak tak pen ini?
Murid-murid : Nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : Pen ada kan ?
Murid-murid : Ada cikgu.

Kemudian guru tadika tadi memasukkan pen itu
ke dalam poket dia dan kemudian bertanya lagi..

Guru tadika : Anak-anak,nampak tak pen?
Murid-murid : tak nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : pen ada tak?
Murid-murid : tak ada cikgu.
Guru tadika : Anak-anak nampak Tuhan tak?
Murid-murid : tak nampak cikgu.
Guru tadika : Tuhan ada tak?
Murid-murid : tak ada cikgu.

Guru tadika itu sangat gembira kerana tujuannya untuk mempengaruhi kanak-kanak itu berjaya. Tetapi.. dalam kumpulan kanak-kanak itu ada seorang budak yang pintar yang bernama Amin lalu dia pun mengangkat tangan...

Amin : Cikgu, boleh saya cakap sesuatu?
Guru tadika : Boleh,mari ke depan.
Amin : Kawan-kawan nampak cikgu tak?
Murid-murid : nampak.
Amin : cikgu ada kan ?
Murid-murid : ada.
Amin : Kawan-kawan nampak otak cikgu tak?
Murid-murid : tak nampak.
Amin : cikgu ada otak tak?
Murid-murid : tak ada.

Padan muka cikgu.

*laff, laff, laff*

Malaysia No.1 Broadband

Afterlife,when angel ask,how do you spend your life?
Malaysian: 1/4 of it waiting for internet to load.

Then angel ask,your are malaysian?
Malaysian: yes.

angel will say,we will comeback to you later,we are judging the streamyx management and their staff.




STREAMYX BY TMNET.
THIS PICTURE TELLS EVERYTHING.

BYE.

Who was Arsenal's player of the decade?

Will it be...

1. Tony Adams











2. Dennis Bergkamp











3. Robert Pires











4.Patrick Vieira












5. Thierry Henry











6. Robin Van Persie











7. David Seaman








8. Ray Parlour











9. Cesc Fabregas









10. Andrey Arshavin
















As for me, i'll go for Thierry Henry aka Mr.Arsenal. =)

How bout you?

Arshavin Awesome! Goal!

'You don't deserve to wear Arsenal shirt if u're playing like that' words by Wenger during first half break.

and then,

You don't see TORRES,
You don't see GERRARD,
You don't see KUYT,

You only see ANDREY ARSHAVIN FANTABULOUS GOAL.
even if there is 3 Pepe Reina, no chance to touch the ball.

in Wenger we trust.

ARSENAL 2 - 1 LIVERPOOL.
end.

Lung bursting action! Bang Bang!

LIVERPOOL V ARSENAL

On April 21, Andrey Arshavin's awesome foursome finally killed off any lingering ambitions the Anfield club retained in the Premier League in 2008/09.

And for today, Arsenal will make a sure that there is no longer a spot for Liverpool to be at top 4.

If Arsenal's trip to Liverpool is anything like last season's it will be a see-sawing goal-fest full of heart-breaking moments.
The question is ‘will it matter in the title race?'

I don't know why it should be a two-horse race. Man United are two points behind Chelsea but we have a game in hand. That means if we win our game in hand then we are three points behind Man United. How can you say then with 25 games to go it's a two-horse race?

Let see what do we have here.

Andrey Arshavin! Please do something fantastic tonight~

Theo Walcott! Wonder boy will be in action!


No more talking, let just wait and see the result. =)

My Absolute Romance. Yeah!

THIS. IS. IT.

they don't die in the Black Parade babeyh!

Here we go. again!

For their fourth album, the MCR, could’ve made themselves a cred record to show how “punk” they are, or a fantastico, safe record that would make Nickelback jealous. Instead, the band decided to kick everyone’s ass-including their own. I just can't wait!

Gerard Way and Ray Toro.

Frank Lero. Yo ma man!


Owh, btw, catch MCR on the latest Alternative Press. Got posters there. I'll go get mine too.



Hell yeah~