6.30.2010

Harimau Baru

Mexico 66 WORLD CUP EDITION
South Africa
^^


6.26.2010

Inspirational Story

Betting on same set of number for 8 years
Toto player wins RM4 million
Kuala Lumpur (Friday)

Perseverance of a Sports Toto player has finally paid off. A punter who has been betting consistently on a set of number in Toto 6D game for the past eight years won the first prize of RM4 million in last Saturday's Toto 6D draw. The number he bet 619827 was drawn as the first prize winning number for Toto 6D game drawn on that day.

Accompanied by his two sons, the winner, a retired businessman from the Klang Valley, happily collected his winnings at Sports Toto Malaysia head office on Wednesday morning (9/7/03).

According to the winner, the set of number was chosen from birth dates of his four grandchildren. He used to invest RM50 in this number practically every Toto 6D draw for the past eight years.

However, the sixties something winner said, when he made his regular bet on the same number last Saturday (5/7/03), he only managed to wager RM40 in that number for that particular draw.

The jubilant winner said he planned to throw a party to celebrate his newfound fortune with his family members and added that he needed time to decide on how to use his windfall.

"For the time being, I will keep the money in the bank to earn interest before deciding on my next move." He said.

According to a spokesman of Sports Toto, this is the second largest amount won by a single winner in Toto 6D game so far this year. Barely three months ago in April, a retiree won a hefty sum of RM4.9 million in Toto 6D, the biggest amount won by a single winner in the history of the 6D game, which was introduced in 1988.

Toto 6D is a popular digit game in the country. The first prize of the game is RM100,000 per every ringgit bet. To win the first prize, the 6-digit numbers on the 6D ticket must be in correct sequence with that of the drawn 6-digit numbers. However, players still stand to win second (RM3,000) third (RM300), forth (RM30) or fifth prize (RM4) if the front or back 5, 4, 3 or 2 digit numbers are in correct sequence with 5, 4, 3, or 2 digit numbers of the drawn winning 6-digit numbers.


6.24.2010

Toy Story 3



Like last year’s Up!, Toy Story 3 proves kids films do not have to appeal to kids alone.
The film is the funniest, most enjoyable experience you may have at the cinema this year, regardless of your age.
Job well done for Pixar, these damn toys makes a big boy cry.
>.<
Five out of Five stars.

6.23.2010

Hello Capello!


cmon Shrek! Roo Roo!


ENGLAND
ALGERIA
SLOVENIA
YANKS

ini la ape yang orang predict before WC. easy route for England.
easy ke? kita tengak je la esok. only 3 points could ensure England qualification. =)

6.22.2010

CR 7-0



Say what you will about the luck involved in Cristiano Ronaldo's long-awaited goal against North Korea, but he was ready for it. Take a look at this shot from Portugal's training session on Sunday.



Either he is some kind of sorcerer whose ability to see the future told him to work on this or it's just one of the show-offy tricks he does every chance he possibly can (I'm going with "sorcerer") either way it ended up working. Now go practice balancing the ball on your back until you go cross-eyed, kids.

source: yahoo sports

Questionnaire Ringkas

Hari ni aku pegi ke JPJ untuk renew lesen. Dah 2 bulan mati tapi baru arini pasan. LOL. Jadi sementara aku menunggu perkhidmatan mesra pelanggan, aku keluar la dulu mengambil angin.

Damn! arini aku jadi perokok kelas ke-2, ada rokok tapi tade lighter. so, dgn pantas aku bertanyakan questionnaire ringkas ini.

Saya : Bang, ada lighter?
Bro 30-an : Sori dik, takde.

Saya : Pakcik, lighter?
Pakcik 50-an : Maaf nak, pakcik dah benti isap rokok.

Saya : Bro, api ada bro?
Bro 20-an : Sori bro, tak isap rokok.

LOL! yang aku best dan peliknya, dekat 10 orang aku tanya semuanya takde lighter aka tak isap rokok.

Mungkinkan hasrat murni kerajaan Malaysia telah tercapai? Dengan menaikkan harga rokok hampir kepada RM10 sekotak, dah ramai yang berenti n tak isap rokok. Kalau betul la, Syabas Malaysia!

Malaysia bebas perokok 2020. gitu!

*sambung cite, last skali aku dapat gak lighter dari amoi cun tapi aku miss turn n kena amik nombor baru. waddefak!

6.20.2010

Inside the Changing Rooms













source : soccerbible.com

6.18.2010

Vuvuzelas for Dummies



for god sake. this 'invention' is really annoying for me.
for 90 mins, for every matches, vuvuzelas will been blown.

6.15.2010

i need a new shirt


this is for next season

and this is for this summer

cool huh?



6.14.2010

Demam Selsema Piala Dunia 2010



IMMA Dutchmen!

i've found diz somewhere at the internet. LOL.

5.26.2010

NERD HERD


At last, i have finished CHUCK season 3.
My initial reaction: WOW with an expression of aweSOMEsauce across my face!

This was a perfect finale to an already awesome show! This is exactly why Chuck is my fave show of all time. They really brought it for this episode, and it had everything in it: action, drama, comedy, the lot!

They even gave us an opening as to how season 4 may play out. But seriously, I was glued to the screen from start to finish. The best finale for a tv show I have ever seen!

You can tell this was set up as a "series" finale instead of a "season" finale, but they give you that added scene in the end that sets up the next season. I didn't think this show would keep me hooked for 3 years, but it certainly has not disappointed as a show and improved with every episode it airs. I cannot wait for the new chapter in chucks life and I certainly hope it lasts at least 2 more seasons.

What so great about this season 3?

There's some epic fighting and big bombs but then, Team Bartowski saves the day!
Okay, this is kinda awesome! The big reveal at the end shows Chuck finding out about his mom.
With his mom in the spy game, too and a reveal that Chuck downloaded an early prototype of his dad's intersect at the age of like, 7. ' You are special ' that what Stephen told Chuck. I wonder if they are coming at us with a bit too much to keep the show grounded in any sort of reality anymore. Jeez. But like I said, fans should love all this just fine, and it IS interesting to see where they go with all this next season.





On behalf of CIA, NSA .. and BUY MORE, MUAHAHA!!!

p/s : i got the complete 3rd season in my lappy. :)

5.22.2010

SPECIAL ONE shall

PREVAILS!

sangat malang Arsenal kecundang awal.
so i'll go for internazionale.internazionale.internazionale.

5.20.2010

No Contact Rule. Q&A.




Q. What is No Contact Rule.
A. Its the best way to get over him/her. No contact is just that. It's breaking all ties to your ex.

Q. What is no contact for?
A. No contact is meant as the quickest means for you to heal.

Q. If I implement NC will I get my ex back?
A. Probably not, but that's not what NC is meant for. Yes, absence makes the heart grow fonder, but if you're banking on NC as a way to manipulate your ex back into your life you are in for a rude awakening.

Q. What should I be doing to implement NC?
A. Absolutely cutting all ties to your ex. That means no calls, emails, text/sms, IM's - nothing. You need to vanish completely from their life and in the process, make them disappear from yours. In addition, get rid of their phone number, emails and email address, remove all the pictures/photos/memories/gifts. Anything that reminds you of the ex should be boxed up and put in a safe place out of daily view and easy reach.

Q. What should I be doing during NC?
A. First off, allow the grieving process to happen naturally. You need to grieve a loss, but don't dwell on it. Hang out with your friends, immerse yourself in a new hobby and start working out. Working out is especially useful because not only does it release endorphins which help make you feel better but you'll start looking your best which will help you attract someone new. If you need Counseling, by all means go.

Q. I don't want to implement NC because I don't want to lose him/her.
A. Unfortunately you already have. Clinging on to them or the hope you'll get them back will only keep you down longer. Additionally, the natural reaction of any Ex when you cling on to them is for them to literally spring in the other direction. If you do have any chance of a reconciliation, your best bet is to leave them alone and forget about them.

Q. My ex wants to be friends, is this a good idea?
A. No, not if you are still in love with them. For the most part Ex's will keep you as a friend so they have a 'back up plan' in case things fail with the new love of their life. Ask yourself if you're happy being #2 in someone's life. If so, more power to you. But if you respect yourself and have healthy self-esteem you'll never settle for being left hanging on a string. All it will do is keep you clinging to the false hope of getting back with your ex, keep you down in the dumps much longer than you should be and ruin any chance you have of meeting someone new. So hey, if you want to be miserable, go ahead and be good buddies with your ex.

Q. I can't resist the urge to contact my ex! What should I do??
A. If you've deleted all their contact info yet still remember how to reach them, call a friend instead. Go work out. Take a bike ride. Go for a jog. Do something to occupy your mind. Get out, don't sit around the house pining for your Ex. Rest assured they are not sitting around with their new love wondering why you aren't calling them.

Q. How long should I wait to contact my ex.
A. Never be the first to contact your ex. If you need something back, ask a friend to go get it for you. If you have kids together, NC is almost impossible. The best thing to do is keep whatever contact you must have to a minimum. Don't argue with them, don't ask for a second chance, don't beg them to take you back. Just be very polite and business-like. You thank yourself later for being the bigger person. Additionally the best way to make someone see they're being an a**hole is to not be one in retaliation. Let them vent and just be quiet. Sooner, rather than later, it'll hit them that they're being absolutely childish and you'll come out smelling like a rose.

Q. I've been on NC for some time and my Ex just contacted me, what do I do?
A. The question is why are they contacting you? If it's just to get something back, box up their stuff and have a friend give it to them. No need to reply. No matter what, don't contact them back right away. Don't answer if they call. Show them you have a life and you don't need them in it. Yes, it's kind of a game but a necessary evil. I know a lot of people might disagree with me on this, but I'm a skeptic. I want to know why the ex is contacting me. If they are having doubts, they will make it clear. If you respond to them, be sure to take a day or two to do so. This will give you time to think clearly about what you want to say. When you reply, make sure that it's polite and to the point. Don't make any small talk. Don't bring up the past (big no no). Don't volunteer any information about yourself. Be the first to end the conversation. Do be happy, do smile inside (CBT) and know that you'll be fine. Trust me, if your ex wants you back nothing will stop them from getting in touch with you. And this is ideally what you want. You want them to initiate the contact because it will be their heart that has changed.

Q. What happens if I break NC?
A. You'll end up right back to square one and have to start all over. Don't believe me? Read through some of the 'I broke NC' threads. Trust me, while you are on NC with them and they are with someone else, you don't want to know how they are doing. You don't want to hear how happy they are. As "No Foolin" says, you can't handle what they have to say.

Q. What if I see them in public?
A. If you can't, just be polite and smile and wave if they wave at you. If they want to talk, remember the rule. No small talk, no information. You're doing great without them, even if you aren't.

Q. What if my Ex never contacts me?
A. Then it was never meant to be. Consider yourself lucky and smart enough to realize the sooner you implemented NC and got on with your life the sooner you can meet the right person for you. That's really what this whole no contact deal is all about.

Realize that none of us are immune to heartbreak. Consider each relationship as a lesson life teaches us that we carry on to the next relationship. What doesn't kill you will only make you stronger. That's what NC does. It allows you to reflect on your past mistakes and grow as a person. Each time you fail in a relationship you gain invaluable knowledge that will aid you in the next.

Men say women are like buses, there is always another one coming around the corner. It's the same for women too. There will be someone else, I guarantee you that. The sooner you cut ties with the ex, healed yourself up, improved where you can and have imbedded the lessons of your past the better off you'll be for someone else.

Above all, never tell yourself "I'm not good enough, no one loves me, blah blah blah." That's a self-defeatist attitude and kills your confidence and self-esteem. You are plenty good enough and someone will love you. You just have to be happy with who you are. Be the best you you can be.

Every step forward you make is one step closer to meeting the person of your dreams. It will likely happen as soon as you have decided you respect yourself enough to take back your personal power. The power you give to your Ex every moment you spend thinking about them, wishing they would call or clinging on to them. Take back control of your life by vowing to move on. To accept what has happened. To let go compeltely.

To be free to love again.


This is something i recently found out from lurking in another forum and i think it deserves a place here. Yes, it deserves a place here.

5.16.2010

Hello?


I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the next stall saying:
"Hi, how r u?"
Now, I'm not the type to get into a restroom conversation, so I don't know what made me answer, but I did, somewhat embarrassed, saying:
"Doing just fine."
And the other person says:
"What are you up to?"
What the heck kind of question is that? At this point, I'm thinking this is just too bizarre! But I say:
"Uhhhh, just taking care of business."
Now, I'm just trying to get out of there as fast as I can, when I hear another question:
"Can I come over?"
Wow, this is getting way too weird for me! To politely end the conversation, I say:
"No, I'm a little busy right now!"
Then I hear the person nervously say:
"Listen, I'll have to call u back. There's some idiot in the next stall who keeps answering to all my questions!"

HAHA. LOL.

4.09.2010

DICK.TIONARY OF DATING



DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."

IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.

SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

HAHA.

1.13.2010

Top 10 Rejection Lines


Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
(and what they actually mean)

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it really means)
1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.)



Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
(and what they actually mean)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)


and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)
1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)



nice one. later.

1.01.2010

Teacher VS Student


1. America

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

2. Tables
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

3. Crocodile
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

4. H2O
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

5. Time Machine
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

6. Why?
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

7. Prayers
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

8. A Composition
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

9. A Teacher
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher



OWNING! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

12.26.2009

When "The Professeur" do the talk



If Arsène Wenger could change just one of football's laws, he would scrap throw-ins and replace them with kick-ins.

The Arsenal manager believes that some teams can gain an unfair advantage when the ball goes out of play because certain players are able to gain much greater distance on their throw-ins than others.

"For example at Stoke, for Rory Delap it is like kicking the ball," said the Frenchman.

"It is a little bit of an unfair advantage. He is using a strength that is usually not a strength in football.

"So [the rule I would change would be] maybe to play throw-ins by foot. Why not? I think it would make the game quicker."

And Wenger believes there is no reason why the change couldn't work. After all, it wouldn't be the most radical modification to the game's laws.

"Football is the most popular team game in the world and one day some crazy guy said 'we don't use the hands'," explained the manager.

"How could you have imagined on that day a game that is completely natural to play with your hands would become the most popular sport?"

source:Arsenal.com

Glorious Epic!


i've watched this masterpiece like more than 10 times but still, i can't stop laffing!
Silence! I keeeel you!